Un-J's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mindy Learns a Moral]

Needs more giant 80's cellphones

Kepple Mindy's mom looks very scary. What's with with scary mom's. Weird dude.

TmsT responds:

Don't judge a book by its cover! ;D

[Emerald Hill Zone - Act 1]

That was Easy

What system is this game coming for.
also plz give me codes for God Mode and all weapons.

Your desk is filthy, clean it up.

Toxic-AKA-Bob-Barker responds:

IDDQD and IDKFA

And I cleaned my desk a week ago.

[Fiberglass Monkey]

Kepple You Carpet Bagger!!

It was charming until I realized how unfair you are to the monkey people and how there weren't enough Planet of the Apes references. This film is racist.

You betrayed me, and now I am prejudiced against your people.

TmsT responds:

Un-J, we've BEEN through this BEFORE. I decided to only include TWO scenes that refer to Planet of the Apes. Not THREE, not FOUR, not SEVENTEEN AS YOU REQUESTED. TWO. Gosh, I can't take you ANYWHERE without you EMBARRASSING me, CAN I?

[Geeks In Love]

yeah uh..

uh sorry but i come 2 newgrounds for sum funny shit. maybe with boobs or fighting or video games fart jokes hentai. this is some boring nerdly shit. i mean if i want 2 laugh at funyn things i might go tio ebamsuworld or something IDK. (i dont know)

so eugh dont' amke flashes anymore. also keep making mroe bullcr*p like this. can'tdecide. go lick a poisionious d*ck. lolz.

anywaysz pretty cool. 10/10. ^_^

TmsT responds:

Oh Un-J, you funny sonovagun.

HAY YUOR GONN W/ TEH WNID 1979 FALSH SUKXED OK IT WZ NOT GOOD MOVIE OK ^^

I'm still waiting for the sequel. :D

[The BINGE-er-bread Man]

A Real Representation of what College is.

You know, i've seen a lot in my day.

And this cartoon well. It moved me. I can't quite describe it.

I think the only thing to say is after watching this one, i'm going to lie down in my bed, lie back and think of England.

keep it up NSFW and crew.

NotSafeForWork responds:

I say chaps! Did you hear something explode?

*Sips tea*

You should join us, old chum!

[TehTransformers(Abridged)]

Heartbreaking

Few films traverse the path to cinematic greatness, but in 2005, one dared to do so. I quote a passage from that very film: "More then meets the eye" Though I've no rhyme nor reason for choosing such a quote and will not be using it to make any relevant point, I realize that it must send icy chills down all of your spines for its shear wisdom and greatness. The movie, TehTransformers came to me at a significantly sorrowful time in my life. Our family was bankrupt and the winters were growing harsh with each passing year. Cold poridge was our meager supply of food, and we were forced to kill our 22 kittens to make coats and keep warm. Upon seeing TehTransformers, life began to make perfect sense to me, once again. Unicron was a stranger in a strange land. He was branded an outcast, and the only longing in his soul was to journey home to his duck friends in his duck world. TehTransformers is a brilliant piece of social commentary that warns against the plague of prejudice and also against the dangers of technological feats in which we build giant lasers that shoot into space and accidentally bring ducks and evil overlords to our planet. Suffice to say, TehTransformers is a masterful gem of artistry that surpasses even that of de Milo, de Vinci, and Rembrandt. Its refreshingly honest, character-driven dialogue rivals the literary works of Thoreau, Emerson, and Hemingway. TehTransformers has transcended the generations and unlike putrid insults to cinema such as Casablanca and Citizen Kane that are rife with fuzzy, monochromatic images, TehTransformers is in color. In conclusion, I offer words of wisdom that passed from the lips of poet Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.: "A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in colour and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used." This quote has nothing to do with TehTransformers.

TmsT responds:

lol man yeah i tryd my best rofl!!11 i no my movie iz betta than casablnca but hu r all these ppl u r qoting?????????? dude r u leik sum brany person or summt?????????? u must be leik a philosology studenmt or summt lol kthxby

[The Squirrel of Life]

Oct-aye!

Very cute flash mr.kepple, especially the whole circular bit which probably made me enjoy this a lot more.

Fairly good animated giggliness, and lots of larfs all around. Now, if only you could sit down and make a nice Masterpiece like you did with the Colin Vs. Jesus saga, then i'd like to adopt you as my legal daughter. You've heard me.

a solid 8/10 with bonus one point for being an animutation, and minus one point for you not being my daughter.

TmsT responds:

Thanks Dad, but I'm not legal.

[Sporkfest]

Spork-aphone

You know, i never thought there could be a spork in my fruit bowl. But now i'll check every time.

Graphics: As usual with all your flashes, the graphics are a delight in the bouncy fun cartoonishness with trying to wow people with them to pass them off as a quality film. Great stuff here.

Sound: The only place where the film falters a bit. I sort of understand the use of the song, but as i'm sure most users have heard here, we've heard it as much as we've heard All of You Base or Badgers Badger Badgers.

Interactivity: Everything's working fine. Of course, i could ask for a pause button in case i have to rush to the bath room while the film is going, but otherwise fine. Amusing secret at the end.

Style: Classy obsurd stuff. This is why we like you.

Violence: Not a single Spork was hurt in the cartoon. A cat looked terrified though.

Overall, the referencing geek humor may be tiring some, but this worked on it's own fairly well.

Once again, don't stop a rocking.

TmsT responds:

I am making no apologies for the sound, anymore! If you don't like it because you don't like that sort of music, fine. I appreciate that we all have different musical tastes they we as individuals are entitled to.
But if any of you think that there's something wrong with this movie's soundtrack because it happens to be the same as that of another movie whose creator STOLE IT FROM THE ORIGINAL ARTIST IN THE FIRST PLACE, then I suggest you go back to listening to your Moronic Kitten and In-Sink MP3s, you retarded crackbabies. (Not you, Un-J.)